crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus

i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me

crank that ash wednesday by austingale March 8, 2008

Mini Ash

1- A young person who aspires to be Ashton Irwin from 5sos.

2- A young person who dresses like Ashton Irwin from 5sos.
3- Ashton Irwin's youngest fan on Twitter.

That kid is a total Mini Ash.

Mini Ash by Officialminiash January 17, 2015

Haruhiko ASH 

Japanese vocalist who used to be in a kickass band called THE ZOLGE. After THE ZOLGE broke up, he went to Kozi and they started EVE OF DESTINY, which is great industrial music. And now no one knows what he's doing. He's NOT Visual Kei, but wears tons of makeup anyways.

Billy: Haruhiko ASH looks like a dinosaur.
Mandy: Shut up! THE ZOLGE is mosh worthy!

Haruhiko ASH by Steffyn December 14, 2008

The Ash Kaash

When someone gives you the best gawk hawk 3000 of your life. Your soul gets completely sucked out. Will probably only happen once in a lifetime.

"Dude I just got The Ash Kaash from Anna"
"I am completely drained"

"Damn bro u good?"

The Ash Kaash by thotbegone69 March 11, 2021

Dirty Ash 

Australian term for when you have sex next to a bonfire half drunk and roll in to the embers.

"I was rooting some Sheila camping next to the billabong last night and only gave meself the dirty ash"

Dirty Ash by Dick10thumbs April 30, 2019

Haruhiko Ash 

Haruhiko Ash is the coolest rock star to ever come from Japan. EVER. All you visual kei fangirls need to listen to REAL music like The Zolge (Ash's previous punk rock band) and Eve of Destiny. Ash's awesome gothic-ness kicks visual kei's ass!

I don't care if you don't think he's cute, you little lolita poser! Haruhiko Ash is the God Father, nay, the GOD of Japanese rock. Mana better step aside, bitches.

Haruhiko Ash by The lol Bandit January 26, 2009

Vampire Ash 

A Term Used For Lacing A Jay With Cocaine And Then Snorting The Ash

Dude 1: Holy shit bro that vampire ash is the shiznit.
Dude 2: Hell yeah its the perfect combo of drugs.

Vampire Ash by wings For Marie August 20, 2009