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open faced chili dog 

The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.
I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.

fart faced wrinkle fucker 

Derogatory name usually used in response under high intoxication
Dood: your bout an asshat
Me: yeah well yer a fart faced wrinkle fucker , give me a beer

Jersey Fade

A High and Tight fade that flares out into a gelled up spiky hair cut usually with pointed side burns or a chin strap beard. Commonly found on tools or guidos from New Jersey or Staten Island.
Loot at those Guidos at the shore with there Jersey Fades and gold chains.

Also see "My New Hair Cut" or "Growing up Gotti" or "Hot Chicks with douchebags.
Jersey Fade by cer20 May 26, 2009
a right hook to the jaw.to catch a fade is to get socked in the face.
That bitch K Douv was talking shit so he caught my fade.
fade by jeff March 20, 2005

bald faced lie 

The idea is that that liar doesn't even have facial hair to hide his facial expression, and thus the lie is easily recognized -- and yet is told anyway.

Note: the expression is not bold face lie.
Saturday Night Live has had two characters that specialize in bald faced lies, Jon Lovitz's The Pathological Liar (e.g. "Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's it.") and Kristen Wiig's Penelope the Compulsive Liar (e.g. "Mine when through the roof too, they were just really high, they went around the roof and through the roof, so high that they were all over the roof. They were higher than yours."
bald faced lie by ceolaf2 January 14, 2009
A Fade is when a male or female is about to dog walk a opponent in a fight
ā€œI’m bouta fade dat new girlā€ shaniqua
Fade by Cheese penis o506 January 26, 2020