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settle your squid 

A term meaning calm the heck down. Comes from the strange yet awesome actions of a one in a million teacher.

On line, term is known as SyS

the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.
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damp squid 

A DISAPPOINTING; OR ANTICLIMACTIC SPORTING EVENT. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE MOSIT CEPHALOPD.
THE ENGLAND GAME WAS A BIT OF A DAMP SQUID
damp squid by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

land squid 

The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.
Land squids are gentle loving creatures : )
land squid by Squid Pro Quo March 25, 2010

Ooooh, squid! 

A response to anything vaguely sexual or sexy.
Girl 1: So I hear Johnny Depp might be in the next Batman movie as the Riddler.
Girl 2: Oooh, squid!


Person 1: We were just laying together to watch tv!
Person 2: Oh sure. You were probably all ooooh, squid!
Ooooh, squid! by Kaileikehe February 27, 2009

baltic squid

a ventilation device designed by Clint Price , Jim Wymer , Pat Bell that gives maximum suck for minimun horespower
A air powered device with a multiple of hoses ,hence the Baltic Squid
baltic squid by Clint Price September 2, 2008

pocket squid 

A small fur bearing, carniverous rodent, that hovers approx. 2.5' above the ground, whose diet consists of: the tube steak and five-fingered octopus.
The pocket squid was eager to devour the foot-long tube steak.
pocket squid by Tiger L November 14, 2005