Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.

Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!

Black belt driver by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

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cream belt

When you pull out right before cumming and ejaculate on her waistline in a horizontal line.

Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.

Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”

cream belt by Xiaoweirdnigga April 23, 2018

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Belt • belter • beltran • belt-on • belted • Belt to ass • Belting • Belt 2 Ass • belt buckle • belt tuck

orange belt

When you engage in sexual intercourse for the first time with President Trump. Must comment that his sexual prowess is as inadequate his presidency, to reach completion.

After returning from a late night at the oval office, Mike Pence returned with his orange belt.

orange belt by Techno-Anarchist January 13, 2018

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Amish Belt Buckle

The act of pulling ones scrotum ( ballsack) over the top of their buttoned jeans while wearing a belt. The ballsack should then cover up his, ( or now days, her) actual belt buckle revealing the stressed testicles. Then is common practice to show to your friends to make them laugh.

Hey guys!! What do you all think of my new Amish Belt Buckle!?

Amish Belt Buckle by KKALEB December 6, 2017