parentophobia 

Being scared of your girlfriend's or your friend's parents

Gf: Do you want my dad to drive home with his car?
Me: Nah, babe I have parentophobia !

parentophobia by radidaddy67 December 27, 2021

parnets 

two people who like each other and reject the standard bf/gf usage
comes from a misspelling of partners, used similarly to s.o.

1. I guess we're parnets now
2. looking to buy some tiles but I'll have to check with my parnet first

parnets by anonymous February 27, 2023

Parentarded 

When the stress/anxiety to even speak to your parents makes you less intelligent or a resultant conversation with your parents makes you more dumb.

1 “Dude, I just talked to my parents, now I feel so fucking dumb.”

2 “Yeah man, you’re parentarded. ”

Parentarded by soconfused80 March 4, 2023

Parent's Rights 

LITERALLY just "Trans rights" for conservatives.

Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"

Parent's Rights by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

p-parenting

To scream and intimidate a telephone operator with the objective to make them wish they never put on the uniform today.

I did not get the service I paid for so I called the company and just got done p-parenting the telephone operator.

p-parenting by 1871attendant4life December 17, 2011

Non-Parent 

A phrase, preferable to childless, that describes adults who by choice or circumstance, do not have children.

Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.

Non-Parent by mistral7maud August 19, 2012

backseat parenting 

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

backseat parenting by popalsquatch August 20, 2012