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fasterbate 

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof
I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.
fasterbate by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011
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Festering Fucktangle 

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.
"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

Fuck-Fest 

A really fucking annoying and or frustrating situation involving five or more people in a small space.
when trying top leave the movie theater, a 400 pound man tripped causing a serious fuck-fest for the people behing him

Balloon Fest 

When there's a lot of girls hanging out, no guys, a girls of a sausagefest.
4 or more girls hanging out.

"all the girls are going out and having a balloon fest"
Balloon Fest by Chalmeezy August 5, 2008

Easter Feaster 

When you make a way more than neccessary amount of food on easter.
Man 1: "Dood what are you doin today?"
man 2: "Nothin man, just havin an Easter Feaster at my place with my roommate"
Man 1: "Nice!"
Easter Feaster by BC32 April 4, 2010

dyke fest 

the female equivalent of a sausage fest. It is often misleadingly called a party, despite the lack of males present. Often involves taking photos, just to post on facebook, and mass bitching sessions.
Guy - Hey, what are you doing saturday night?
Girl - Oh, I'm going to a party.
Guy - Really? Who's?
Girl - Oh, it's Jane's.
Guy - Any guys going to be there?
Girl - Nah
Guy - Stupid dyke fest
dyke fest by average_aussie November 19, 2010