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Starcraft 2 

A really awesome game that'll probably never come out, since Blizzard cares a lot more about World of Warcraft, because it makes them $$$OMG CASH MONEY$$$!111
Late 2008: OMG STARCRAFT 2 IS COMING OUT IN EARLY 2009

Early 2009: DAMN IT! It got delayed to late 2009

Late 2009: FUCK! MORE DELAYS! Early 2010...

Early 2010: WHAT?? NOW THERE ISN'T EVEN A REAL RELEASE DATE. I will club baby seals if this game suffers the same fate as Starcraft Ghost.
Starcraft 2 by Moomoomonsoon January 24, 2010
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starcrafted 

starcrafted- (v.) the art of owning people or playing use map settings games in starcraft for entertainment
while smokin crack we got starcrafted,
we get starcrafted on the weekends
starcrafted by Parwarn December 23, 2004

Starcraft 2 

A game that was anticipated for over a decade, but when it finally came out left most people wondering "we waited 12 years for THIS?" Not necessarily a bad title, just that the only good things about it are in the original Starcraft.

Instead of a new game, it's more like a fan-made expansion pack. This is because the current generation of Blizzard employees never worked on the original and lack the creativity of their predecessors. Instead, Blizzard hired obsessive nerds that eat, live, and breathe Starcraft to design the sequel so naturally they couldn't come up with anything except duplicating the original game.
Laid-back gamers who just want to be entertained complain about Starcraft 2 because it was too close to the original:
"Hey man have you played SC2 yet?"
"Yeah, I tried it out but it's the same freaking game I played a decade ago. Coulda saved 50 bucks by dusting off my Brood War CD, oh well."

Hardcore basement-dwelling nerds complain about Starcraft 2 for the exact opposite reason: "OMG HOW DARE THEY CHANGE ANY OF THE UNITS OR IMPROVE THE INTERFACE WHEN I SPENT THE LAST 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE PRACTICING HOW TO MAKE SCVs GO TO MINERALS AS SOON AS THEY SPAWN!!!11!"
Starcraft 2 by Rider of Brohan November 8, 2010

StarCraft 2 

The most awesome PC game in the world!!! Better than Mindcraft.
Man! StarCraft 2 is awesome!!!!!!!!!!
StarCraft 2 by IM WINNING December 19, 2011

Starcraft:Ghost

A Game that is supposed to be released sometime next year.
Supposedly a console game that looks lame

note:they said that over 3 years ago see:Starcraft
nerd 1:"yo, b-net is talking about releasing Starcraft:Ghost next year."

nerd 2: "man, they have been saying that for years now."
Starcraft:Ghost by Gabby Rowley September 12, 2005

starcraft 

A seriously overrated 2d RTS that everyone loves for no reason.

Also there is an expansion coming out called "Starcraft 3D" that is the same game but more ripped off of Warhammer 40k than ever.

See Total Annihilation for an actual RTS.
"OMG someone said something bad about starcraft! Gather the koreans and fags and thumbs down this entry!"
starcraft by radicalaces July 30, 2007

starcraft 

A game made by blizzard in 1998.
nathan pwned all teh n00bs with his uber skillz in starcraft. Then teh n00b geoffry has teh mighty orgasum over teh uber rape.
starcraft by Seth teh pwner August 27, 2007