slow your roll, sparkle

telling a very sped person to shut the fuck up

slow your roll, sparkle

slow your roll, sparkle by jackbut77 March 7, 2015

Sparklehorse 

An incredibly underrated musician that released three sad and beautiful albums before committing suicide. His final album, sarcastically titled "It's a Wonderful Life" was his best and is a classic, or at least it should be. The best songs on that album are the first three: It's A Wonderful Life, Gold Day, and Piano Fire.

Check Sparklehorse out on youtube his songs are really sugary sweet and melodic while also being kind of sad. It's a great combination you'd probably like him

Sparklehorse by UltimateToast September 7, 2010

Sparkle McStalker 

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.

I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!

Sparkle McStalker by Not Sparkle McStalker December 31, 2009

sparkletickle 

When you have to sneeze, but you can't and you have a tingle in your nose like you really have to sneeze but you cant.
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time

I totally have sparkletickle right now. I really want to sneeze.

sparkletickle by Wisjd June 16, 2017

sparkle straight 

A cis het man who feels comfortable with behaviors and expressions that are traditionally assigned to women or gay men.

I need a sparkle straight who can get his nails done with me and then rail me all night long.

sparkle straight by KhaosMokita December 21, 2022

Twilight Sparkle 

The most awesome of the Unicorns in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She is purple, pink and all kinds of awesome. Will Tolerate and Love the shit out of you if you hate the show. PONY

Also a mighty druid.

Who's that new pony?
Twilight Sparkle; the most badass unicorn of all time!

Twilight Sparkle by ElkrapsThgiliwt May 16, 2011

Sparkle Snatcher

Legendary creature that embodies everything that’s gay and fabulous.

Another name for a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, or Transsexual person.

Guy 1: Dude my girl is actually a sparkle snatcher.
Guy2: What makes you think that?
Guy 1: She always screamed out Megan Fox's name and now she is dating a girl.

Sparkle Snatcher by wtfitsgina April 1, 2011