spit swabbing the pork curtains 

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

spit swabbing the pork curtains by jack January 28, 2003

Hug stabbing 

Hug stabbing is the ultimate display of love.
It is gentle and sweet and makes you feel like you're frolicking in a field, but then it's sharp and painful.

When you feel like you need to hug someone, don't just HUG them.

Hug-stab them.
This is a movement started by a person called Megaman. Remember that name.

Joe- "That son of a bitch hug-stabbed me!
..I think I love him."

Bill- " What the heck is hug stabbing."

Joe- "You just don't understand. You don't deserve to be hug-stabbed."

Hug stabbing by EpicStrangePerson July 10, 2010

stabbing the potato 

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.

Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.

stabbing the potato by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009

slabbin out 

passing out at inappropriate times.

usually followed by waking up and bothering your friends at 7am.

3pm:

AJ: where is Jonathan?
Doug: he's upstairs slabbin out
AJ: dammit! stop him!

7am:

Jonathan: Guys!!! let's go fishing!!
Doug: *sigh*

slabbin out by sb2012 June 21, 2012

Stabbing rhinocerous 

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.

Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."

Stabbing rhinocerous by Bo Jangles The Eleventh May 7, 2016

black friday stabbing 

the brutal stabbing of someone over that top you wanted that someone else just grabbed.

Did you hear the news, there was a Black Friday stabbing over the new game cube.

black friday stabbing by Camchowder November 25, 2017

stabbing cabin

A cabin where you go to have sexual intercourse with women

We need stabbing cabin to get laid

stabbing cabin by Dozer0818 April 19, 2016