short bus window licker

Somebody profoundly lacking in personal dignity and social grace. While not actually mentally disabled, such persons are often so enabled by family members or sympathetic friends that they become hopelessly unaware of the ridicule, revulsion, or downright murderous rage that they evoke from everybody else.

I don't care if he's our ride home. If that short bus window licker doesn't stop yelling at the movie screen I'm going to break a bottle over his fucking head.

short bus window licker by skid mark vz September 27, 2007

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Short Bus Shawty

Slow, you ride the short bus.

Boy 1- Yo momma so slow they said it was chilli outside and she went and got a bowl.

Boy 2- Wait i dont get it.

Boy 1- You a short bus shawty.

Short Bus Shawty by Vonne Love November 14, 2011

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short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

short bus rider by amy christ April 29, 2005

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short bus status

When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.

Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!

short bus status by Stephauren November 9, 2013