Short-bus

Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.

You: You remember Sean Wong?

Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!

You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.

Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*

by Knee_Ghar69 March 27, 2022

Short-bus

A short bus is a bus the is about 40% smaller and carries a bunch of retards ready for school.

Hey! Look a short-bus just past.

by Richard Adkins December 12, 2017

short bus

School vehicle meant for special education students. Many are equipped with wheelchair lifts. Most seats are equipped with restraining belts.

by Alex February 2, 2003

short bus

Generally, the short bus is a smaller version of a regular school bus that carries mentally challenged students to school. On rare occasions, if your school board is a bunch of assholes (like mine), you will be forced to ride in a short bus for field trips if you class contains less than 18 students.

Teacher: We'll all be going on a trip to the art museum Friday!
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: And we're taking a short bus!
Class: ............
Time: Passes
Class: *is riding the short bus on the highway*
Other cars: *point and laugh*
Class: *is mortified*

by Ayve May 11, 2006

short bus

The bus i rode to school. Its a little bus for the special kids. We had lots of fun on that bus and you make good friends. People sometimes make fun of it but its really a cool bus. Its yellow.

I rode the short bus to school. It was fun.

by sonny vitale...... January 16, 2008

short bus

A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.

If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.

by W December 21, 2004

Short bus

A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.

"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"

"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004