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asstruck shitfuck 

An average North American-designed low quality heavy duty transportation vehicle. A word play crudely satirizing the vehicle model names of GMC and Ford produced trucks.Pretty much any combination of these four words can signify this meaning and be identified as such. Usually exclaimed in frustration. Careful with usage.
Stop drivin around that asstruck and go buy a Nissan.

*car breaks down*

"Goddamn this is the last time I ever buy a North American asstruck shitfuck! I am going to the Honda dealer."
asstruck shitfuck by Veer January 1, 2005
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diahrrea shitfuck 

A term used when a girl shits, whilst getting fucked REAL hard.

Skyhigh Shitfuck 

A certain act of anal intercourse while falling out of a plane, in which the reciever has a case of rampant diarrhea, resulting in fecal matter being scattered about, covering his or her partner, any passing-by avian creatures- and in a few minutes time, the Earth below- in the unpleasant substance.

It has never been documented of anyone attempting the actual act, but the phrase is still used to describe situations that are messy, disastrous, confusing, or 'royally fucked up.'
My parents are gonna kill me. I threw this party last night, and now the place is a skyhigh shitfuck.
Skyhigh Shitfuck by nowyouseeme September 7, 2010

Glittering Shitfuck 

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
Glittering Shitfuck by Parnate March 8, 2024

Pulling a ShitFuck 

“Pulling a ShitFuck” is another term for leading someone to suicide, coined after the discord user ShitFuck led someone to suicide.
Alex: yo man, what do you think of Jen?

Jonah: I think I’m pulling a ShitFuck on her.
Pulling a ShitFuck by Fjfjfbffb February 20, 2023

shitfuckingasshole 

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.
Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.
shitfuckingasshole by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

Shitfuckery 

1. An extreme degree of nonsense, especially when coming from an authoritative figure.

2. Bullshit
I can't deal with this bureaucratic shitfuckery anymore.
Shitfuckery by Skip Residue July 23, 2010