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Proximity Hotness 

Definition: A person who is regarded as 'hot' only because they are close by or seen everyday.
Examples:

ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"

" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."

ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"

" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...

Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.

Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
Proximity Hotness by oakvilleBIGL October 30, 2011
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Proximity Piss 

Someone who mistakenly gets blamed for pissing in a pint of beer and giving it to someone, due to being in the proximity of the real culprit(s).
Yeah dude, I was proximity pissed!

Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
Proximity Piss by AmberAle January 26, 2013

proximal 

nearest to the body or core
Citations that are proximal to the main contribution of a paper are more significant.
proximal by david dictionary May 12, 2015

Proximity Flirting

To flirt with someone by being in close proximity to them; also to flirt by frequent casual touching
Bailey was proximity flirting with Mark by standing close to him frequently and by finding casual reasons to touch his hand(s) while talking.

Proximititty 

Nearness in space, time, or relationship to titties
"Dude, last night, my hand was totally in proximititty to her sweet rockin' tits!"
"Nice brah'
Proximititty by mreihms June 26, 2016

Proximity Porn 

In a time of social distancing and/or pandemic lock down, viewing photos and/or videos of large crowds and getting excited about being that close to so many strangers.
"I was feeling lonely during the CoronaVirus lockdown, so I got on my phone and looked at some proximity porn."
Proximity Porn by Vonnegutz March 31, 2020

proxibyte 

A god awful YouTuber who creates content that is an exact clone of Technoblade
"Proxibyte is a piece of human trash" "Human that's an over statement"
proxibyte by ProxiBoi May 26, 2020