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slow poke 

a generally playful and friendly term for a person who takes their time and/or moves slowly; usually does not imply a person is mentally slow, merely physically slow.
"Tracy always takes so long to shower before school and then she spends at least ten minutes looking for her clothes and five minutes trying to find her shoes! Geez, we're always late for the bus because she's such a slow poke!"
slow poke by Pufferzzz December 6, 2007

Soak-N-Poke 

The act of entering a hot tub with the intent to have sexual intercourse.
"Wanna come out tonight bro?"
"Sorry can't, I'm gonna go soak-n-poke my girl"
Soak-N-Poke by Soaking69 June 2, 2015

stick and poke 

to tattoo using a sewing neddle and dawing/india ink.
by stabbing the skin repetedly
I was so drunk i got a "stick and poke" tattoo on my back
stick and poke by jonesbones February 17, 2008

Smack a poke

When you are referring to smoking a pack of cigarettes but you accidentally switch the second letters in each word. But you like the mistake so much you decide to joke about it and from then on refer to smoking as "smacking a poke" if needing to be covert around people who may not like your smoking activity.
Person 1: "You wanna go smack a poke?"
Person 2: "Yeah that sounds good."
Person 1: "Ok sweet I'll see you in a few."
Person 3: "What are you two talking about???"

Stick n poke 

A tattoo you give yourself with a needle and ink. Often cute but sometimes if you give them to yourself they are ugly af.
Person 1: You have a tattoo?

Person 2: yeah
Person 1: that’s just a stick n poke
Stick n poke by Pussycat😋 November 29, 2019

say poke gai 

(cantonese chinese)
literally means "die hit street"

"say poke guy" refers to a bullet in the back of the head,
execution style,
and the subsequent faceplant after.

Face "hitting the street".
So pretty much it means "fuck you", "go fuck yourself", that kind of thing.
Say poke gai, I told you to stop looking at pr0n on my work computer!
say poke gai by Mr. Lau January 22, 2010