Turbo Phallus 

An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus.

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God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!

Turbo Phallus by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Soft Phallus 

A term used to define any anti-erection enduced by any drug. i.e. Anti-Depressant drugs, Cocaine, and Alki-hol.

Big J' sooo' did you have a Soft Phallus after sorting 4 lines of llello?

Soft Phallus by Javo, J', Baro May 9, 2003

Phantom phallus 

The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women

That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!

Phantom phallus by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

Poisoned Phallus 

A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.

Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.

Poisoned Phallus by john-thomas-2021 October 8, 2021

Ingest Phallus 

The posh way of telling someone to suck dick.

person 1: I banged your mother last night
some random posh guy from the 1950s: ingest phallus you imbecile

Ingest Phallus by Datboii2344 May 9, 2024

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Masticate a phallus 

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

Masticate a phallus by Samtionary May 10, 2024