french omelette 

when you cum in someone's ear and they fold it over into an omelette. :)

i had a great french omelette this morning for breakfast.

french omelette by DirtySanchezritethismin August 3, 2009

Floppy Omelette 

A large, sloppy vagina with baggy labia, usually due to extreme amounts of sexual activity.

I swear when I went down on her it was like putting my face in a floppy omelette!

Floppy Omelette by HellsBells85 August 19, 2011

Greek Omelette 

Crack three eggs in to a girls asshole. Then fuck the girl in the asshole vigorously to beat the eggs until you blow your load. Have the girl crap the concoction out into a hot frying pan. Cook like an omelette. Add feta cheese and serve.

My girlfriend hates her husband so we whipped him up a greek omelette.

Greek Omelette by WilsonDog June 17, 2011

runny omelette 

When you bust a nut in her ear then fold it over

"Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend a runny omelette. It was oozing out."

runny omelette by msm8504 August 20, 2009

Swedish Omelette 

Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.

Alex: Gab, wake up!
Gab: Why?
Alex: I want a Swedish Omelette for breakfast!

Swedish Omelette by PepperidgeFarm August 13, 2010

chocolate omelette

Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.

I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.

chocolate omelette by chocolate omelette May 12, 2016

Flip the Omelette 

To quietly fart with an unwelcome liquid component.

Every time I eat at IHOP, I flip the omelette on the drive home.

Flip the Omelette by Corncakes February 8, 2020