Cheek busting cake muncher 

A raging homo who after finishes busting someone's cheeks, eats their feces too

Ved: Why does that guy, Delroy, always stink
ADon: Because after he has sex with a dude, he also eats munches their cake too
Ved: What a disgusting, cheek busting cake muncher
Adon: Stay away from that creep

Cheek busting cake muncher by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018

Munchma Quchi 

Obscure Arab-American female presidential candidate. Mother of Suq Madiq, and wife of Liqa Madiq, though she still goes by her maiden name.

Munchma Quchi began her career in politics after her parents, Mustafa Haboob and Sheik el'Booti, emigrated to the U.S.

Munchma Quchi by HerrMorold August 12, 2011

Drunk munchies 

The craving to consume mass quantities of absorbents after a session of moderate to heavy drinking. The effects are twofold: slowing down the rate of alcohol being introduced into the bloodstream, and depleting the amount of easily/already prepared food in one's kitchen. Foods high in fat, carbs, and/or salt are high on the craving list, as well as foods that feel pleasant in the mouth (e.g. french fries).

The polite boozer will purchase sufficient absorbents beforehand before drinking at someone else's house.

"Is there any more of that Chinese food? All this beer has given me the drunk munchies."

note: translated from Drunkenese to grammatically correct English for ease of reading.

Drunk munchies by AnonymousBoozer March 19, 2008

peach-munching 

analingus; rimming; ass licking

My wife likes to be face down on the bed when I'm peach-munching her!

peach-munching by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2021

Rattle Munch 

When a Men cannot get his penis erect due to the intake of too much alcohol when trying to have sexual intercourse with a lady friend. In this case the man performs oral on the woman while rapidly jerking off. The sole purpose of the “Rattle Munch” is to get the penis erect in a total black out. This move is 100% done only for the purpose of getting erect, not for pleasure to the lady. The male rapidly wiggles his tongue, making a brutal face, while burning a layer of skin off the penis. If done correctly, the female with have no idea the move is being perfected. The move was originated in Billerica, MA.

Chris gets home from the bar after drinking heavily. He went home with a girl with intensions of having intercourse. They are hot and heavy, but Chris penis is not working because he is 100% blacked out. Therefore Chris must “Rattle Munch” to get his penis erect. Once erect, intercourse can start.

Rattle Munch by El Creepo 17 October 14, 2011

Munch 

A munch is someone who’s only use is eating pussy without getting anything in return.

Girl, I don’t want him, he’s just a munch.

Munch by Goatedsensei September 5, 2022

munch time 

Another word for lunch time or a time to go down on a vagina

Its munch time, ive got cheese sandwiches. Or

Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy

munch time by mitch00uk April 10, 2015