Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) 

A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation.

*smoking weed alone in basement:

hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe

*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high

Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) by xavier wells June 12, 2012

Mattersville 

A gated community cops can't come in. A place for punks over the hill

Lets go to mattersville.

Mattersville by Jay pee July 8, 2006

Matteo

He is a gorgeaus boy , if you know a Matteo you are the luckiest person alive and should hold onto him forever!original meaning Matteo means gift of God.He is ,sensible,nice,he always says what He thinks,he is a true and lovely person.He is very sweet but he is so stubborn and touchy.He loves and helps everyone.He hates fake person and he is so funny...He isn't a sporty persone and He is very lazy.He is so friendly and clever but sometimes he is so shy!!He can helps and understand all the people in the words

Matteo is my best friend

Matteo by Franky4021 February 6, 2018

steak mittens 

one of the many fabulous prizes you can win by playing Super Bingo! (The semi-popular youtube video) depicted with a man wearing steak as mittens

You'll win so much money that you'll be able to afford business lobster, lobster grandchildren, and steak mittens!

steak mittens by waffle of waffles December 9, 2008

Doesn't matter had sex 

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered

The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."

Doesn't matter had sex by UrbanTroller January 8, 2012

Taking matters into your own hands 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

Taking matters into your own hands by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

fecal matter hits the rotary impeller 

Nice way of saying "shit hits the fan"

You know you're in trouble when the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller.

fecal matter hits the rotary impeller by Arioch1723 September 7, 2006