Mince trotters 

The type of smart loafer worn, usually suede or patent leather, worn without socks and typically, with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again. Looks so stupid.

Mince trotters by HomerJFong July 20, 2023

Mince trotters 

Suede or leather loafers, worn without socks. Typically with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again.

Mince trotters by HomerJFong July 20, 2023

mints or mince

A game where someone says 'mints or mince' and someone guesses which. Quite pointless yet fun!

Mints or mince?

Mints.

Correct!

mints or mince by Chelvis Presley June 30, 2016

prodding the mince 

When one penetrates so far during anal sex, that they actually reach the recipitants intestines, hence 'mince'. the anal equivalent of deep throat

"Where's Jamie?"
"Dunno, probably prodding the mince with josh"

prodding the mince by raggedy ass mofo October 28, 2008

string of mince 

When ones clitoris protrudes out from ones vaginal flaps.

Dave:"Ah mate that lass lastnite had a proper hanging mot like?"

Leanne:"Eee man a string of mince everything should be nice a tucked away"

string of mince by Dr Obson November 10, 2007

On the mince 

To be out all night drinking

Dude you look rough! Yea I was out all night on the mince

On the mince by ste fraiser July 9, 2019

Piping mince 

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

Piping mince by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023