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Manatee Feeding

The act of shoving food into one's gullet in public in a manner which makes other's lose their apetite.
"Look at that fat bitch totaly Manatee Feeding off that popcorn!"

manatee hand 

A word that can be used to described one's hands after the act of heating another man's testicles in cupped hands.
Justin had some crazy manatee hands, after heating Eric's balls.
manatee hand by Will March 3, 2004

Manatee Central

A place where groups of manatees bond, eat and socialize.
OMG there’s so many manatees in the manatee central!
Manatee Central by Animalcrazy123 February 21, 2022

land manatee 

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.
Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.
land manatee by truehustla October 22, 2010

Land Manatee 

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
Land Manatee by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006