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Johnny-on-the-spot

A person who is on hand and ready to perform a service or respond to an emergency; An unusually alert fellow who is capable of decisive action, seizing an opportunity.
When you need help, call me and I will be your Johnny-on-the-spot" "Oooh, thank you, girl!
Johnny-on-the-spot by GJ's April 24, 2011

Johnny sins

A living legend, he is a astronaught, dentist, engineer, debt collector, teacher, taxi driver, doctor, painter and much more. His penis has been inside every woman alive. He is most peoples dads. His penis is about 15 inches long, and he can fuck anyone he sees.
Dan: Bro, I just found out johnny sins is my dad.
Frank: Same bro, he fucked my mom, grandma, and aunt.
Johnny sins by GangstaE.T_han March 21, 2021

Johnny Depp 

The sexiest pirate I've ever seen!
Johnny Depp by seth_cohen_fan January 15, 2006

johnny marzetti 

n. A casserole composed of low-grade ground beef, onions, crushed tomatoes, tomato sauce, and pasta, common in Ohio elementary school cafeterias. The most vile substance ever served for lunch. Trivially easy to prepare, and cheap to make it is a favorite of school administrators.
My first experience with johnny marzetti was also my last. After that, I had my mom pack my lunch for me (in a Star Wars lunchbox).
johnny marzetti by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006

Johnny On The Spot 

Being ready to perform a task or duty right away, being there for something;reliable
When the firefight starts, you have to be my Johnny on the Spot with the ammo.
Johnny On The Spot by Jeff K August 7, 2005

Johniyah 

Johniyah is a very sensitive person, she's scared to show her true feelings. She is really beautiful. Really annoying but she going to have your back and give you the best advice she can. She tries to be friends with everyone. Johniyah has a lot of friends but she only trust some of them. She's gets mad really quick. But shes a funny and good friend.
johniyah is a friend that ever wish for.
Johniyah by Harmorny November 28, 2018