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Hospital Kankles
When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Hospital Kankles by Sacredfart November 17, 2022
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Hospital Flick
A term for a particularly amazing flick in a shooter (video game). A flick is when the player moves their crosshair a long distance very fast and accurately to shoot an opponent, usually a head-shot. A hospital flick will land that mf in the hospital.
The term is derived from the similar phrase Hospital Flip, which comes from skate culture. A popular sound used in the skating community was adopted by gamers because the words 'flip' and 'flick' are difficult to distinguish, especially when the desired word is added to the video with captions.
The term is derived from the similar phrase Hospital Flip, which comes from skate culture. A popular sound used in the skating community was adopted by gamers because the words 'flip' and 'flick' are difficult to distinguish, especially when the desired word is added to the video with captions.
p1: And the next trick is called a hospital flick.
p2: Why is it called a hospital fl-
*beat drop syncs with a nasty flick*
p2: Why is it called a hospital fl-
*beat drop syncs with a nasty flick*
Hospital Flick by Only_69 April 23, 2023
phantomhive hospitality
A phrase you use to instruct your demon butler to kill a guest you don't like without the guest ever suspecting a thing.
phantomhive hospitality by born to ship Viktuuri April 3, 2017
hospitalized
hospitalized by Stevo and Josho November 19, 2005
Hospitalitarian
One who only eats meat out of hospitality. They do not buy their own meat to cook nor do they buy it in restaurants. They have vegetarian diets unless they are given/served food from a friend/family member/acquaintance/co-worker.
exceptions
-hospitalitarians can cook meat for their friends/family if they are hosting them for dinner and they know their guests are strict carnivores (hospitalitatians prefer buying free-range/local meat, and will encourage their carnivore friends by example)
-if someone buys a hospitalitarian a meal in a restaurant, it is a judgement call. if there are absolutely no viable vegetarian options on the menu, the hosp can opt for meat.
exceptions
-hospitalitarians can cook meat for their friends/family if they are hosting them for dinner and they know their guests are strict carnivores (hospitalitatians prefer buying free-range/local meat, and will encourage their carnivore friends by example)
-if someone buys a hospitalitarian a meal in a restaurant, it is a judgement call. if there are absolutely no viable vegetarian options on the menu, the hosp can opt for meat.
If a hospitalitarian goes to a someones's house for dinner, and their host serves meat, they will eat it.
If there are non-meat options, they will opt for them but if the main course contains meat, they will honor their host by eating it. Furthermore, they will try out everything part of the meal they give me.
This is a reflection of eating when hosted for a meal in many countries outside of the United States. It is considered rude if you do not eat all of what the host provides you.
Furthermore, eating their food provides a sense of trust and relationship between you and your host, whether you are in Washington, DC or Kenya.
If there are non-meat options, they will opt for them but if the main course contains meat, they will honor their host by eating it. Furthermore, they will try out everything part of the meal they give me.
This is a reflection of eating when hosted for a meal in many countries outside of the United States. It is considered rude if you do not eat all of what the host provides you.
Furthermore, eating their food provides a sense of trust and relationship between you and your host, whether you are in Washington, DC or Kenya.
Hospitalitarian by jespo September 30, 2009