DPS 

This acronym stands for dime-piece shorty. A DPS is a girl whose looks are rated a 10 on a scale of 1-10.

So many DPS's go to Ohio State whereas Michigan girls are all lagoon creatures.

DPS by MajumSTAINS May 21, 2011

DPS 

Dry Pussy Syndrome

Guy 1- "Dude.. I totally boned this really hot chick last night. I think her name was Cindy. Man... She was one slippery ride"

Guy 2- "Luck you. The girl I boned had a horrible case of DPS.. I've got friction burn on my penis."

DPS by SweetSeduction September 26, 2009

DPS 

Dehydrated Penis Syndrome

When the penis becomes old and saggy. It shrivles up and becomes very wricly. Once a penis comes down with the dreaded DPS, the victom can never have sex or pleasure himself again.

A disese that is passed down by the offsprings parents. When one has such disese they become infected and should be nutered imeditly. If disese has completly takein over then the victom becomes deadly.

Dehydrated Penis Syndrome is concidered an illegal wepon for is is very contagious in its early stages and if not stoped then the female partner of such victom will undoubtly come down with DVS.

DPS by Ryan Jacobson September 7, 2006

dpsomania 

DPsomania: (n) an intense persistent desire to drink alcoholic beverages to excess

dp got owned at lb hc so now he has dpsomania

dpsomania by eunsol ;D October 24, 2005

DPSB 

The DPSB, or Diamond/Pearl Social Board is one of the more insane message boards on GameFaqs. There are a small community of users, all rather mad. It is a community obsessed with rum, girls, boobs, pancakes, walruses, doing barrel rolls, lapbunnies, and ass rape, among other inane things.

Despite these random frivoloties, however, it is quite entertaining.

The DPSB can be considered an addictive fucking narcotic.

"Dude, did you check out DPSB last night?"

-"Yeah, that was a crazy ass party thread..."

DPSB by person666 February 7, 2008

dps 

Dual Processor Support

With the new era of Dual Processors taking over, new high end motherboards now have dps (dual processor support).

dps by 5l-l4VVl\l September 28, 2005

DPS 

Detroit Public Schools

The DPS once tried to include Ebonics as a Foreign Language.

DPS by Linux System Message November 24, 2004