A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.

Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.

biting the crabby patty by PapaMoose February 14, 2012

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Big Crabby Dumper

A significantly large, crispy, succulent crab Rangoon.

Waiter: Here are your rangoons sir, enjoy!
Me: Aw man, these big crabby dumpers look delicious!

Big Crabby Dumper by SchlongGobbler69 March 29, 2022

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crabbie

Term used in Bahamian dialect meaning pussy or vagina.

"Her crabbie loose bey"
"I know your crabbie drippin now"

crabbie by tingumdem January 7, 2006

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Hermit Crabbing

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking

John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet

Hermit Crabbing by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

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