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Coca-Cola 

A nasty ass drink that sucks dirty man balls but everyone seems to love.
Every one and there mother including jasmine loves Coca-Cola even though it sucks dirty man balls

Coca-cola 

Coca-cola is the Devil's piss.
Coca-cola rots teeth and causes gastric problems.
Coca-cola by Captain Vimto July 10, 2004

coca-cola 

American company currently killing people in India with its new factory, by draining all local water supplies and dumping polluted residue next to surrounding villages.
Coca-Cola kills people in India. And also turns people into fat bastards.
coca-cola by Baby Fat Head February 13, 2004

coca-cola 

A nasty soda that taste like chalk. A highy crosive soda that can disintegrate a nail, and even a t-bone steak. in a matter of days. Also causes Osteoporose. Also refured to as croke-a-cola, joke-a-cola, and corsive cola.
Man: Give me a coca-cola.
Bar Tender: Here, this is all I've got. *Hands man a Pepsi*
Man: I said coke!
Bar Tender: I said this is all I've got!
Man: what kind of place doesn't have coke?
Bar Tender: Go to McDonalds of you want a god damn coke.
Man: *tries Pepsi* Wow! This is really good. I'll take 2 more please.
Bar Tender: You got it!
coca-cola by Fo Da Shitz August 31, 2006

Coca-Cola 

a drink that looks like sluge and tastes like it 2. takes EXACTLY the same as pepsi. they are the same thing
fuck coke. give me something w/ flavor, like sprite
Coca-Cola by Cola_Sux August 10, 2004

Coca-Cola 

The all-American fav beverage. This is the fattening drink that is always promoted using sports or good looking people. It may cause damage to you but it has good benefits, when mixed with an alcoholic drink, or using it to scrub off rust.
American#1: Hey are you going to watch the new movie coming out?
American#2: Of course I am! Let me just bring my Coca-Cola for the show.
American#1: Good thing .
Coca-Cola by FergillusionZ December 10, 2015