Ass chafe 

When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.

Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.

Ass chafe by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017

chased the cat 

To go after something that you will never be able to get,
or to go after something and get it, but you have lost things like friends, money, your reputation to get it. You may even get hurt doing it.

He cut loose all of his friends and spent all of his money on trying to get the girl of his dreams. (Chased the cat)

chased the cat by Johnny Wright July 5, 2008

chafe 

A person or event that figuratively "rubs the wrong way."

"He is such a chafe."
"This math exam is such a chafe."
"Dude, you're chafing so hard right now."

chafe by incognito August 9, 2004

choad chafer 

a pair of extra tight Wrangler jeans

Man, look at that cowboy's choad chafers!

choad chafer by Lesley P. November 23, 2006

Chafede 

An absolute shithead, likes to try and steal your customers and is an utter man-made catastrophe.

You think I dont notice what you're up to? You filthy chafede, I caught you!

I was walking up the creek this-morning and I saw some absolute monger sitting near the stream pumping hotties, nek minut hes choking on the smoke, what a bloody chafede !

Hey there, Mitch, you fucking chafede.

Chafede by Chafede Inventer.com May 12, 2019

Chaved Out 

When something that used to be cool usually a brand of clothing (e.g. Vans) is took over by chavs and gets completely ruined. They see all the normal people wearing nice designer clothes and get jealous because they are poor and trampy so they go out and rob them.

Boy1: Do you like my new Ed Hardy tee-shirt?

Boy2: No way dude! That's chaved out!

Chaved Out by GedFTW July 6, 2011

Chafaduck 

A fake duck used when you can't cuss

Oh chafaduck my nugget fell.

Chafaduck by Chafaduck 69 March 6, 2020