assreamer 

One who engages in the reaming of asses

My friend Brian's imaginary friend Wilbert is a total assreamer

assreamer by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005

assdrew 

the gayest dude at the party; a person you have to stay away from

Homie One: "Man I'm so glad we bounced!"
Homie Two: "Yeah bro I knew we had to leave once we saw an assdrew!"

assdrew by chrispyssc March 1, 2010

Asspresso 

DO NOT TRY.

Putting espresso up your ass for fast absorbtion.

DO NOT TRY.

Starbucks employees are known to do this when they are tired and dragging ass at work.

DO NOT TRY.

DO NOT TRY.

"I was tired at work the other day so I had some Asspresso."

DO NOT TRY.

Asspresso by Starfux January 18, 2010

mutually assured destruction

Happens when one person wittingly shares fluids with another person who is H.I.V. Positive or vice versa.

Tom agreed to roger Bill which is an agreement of mutually assured destruction.

mutually assured destruction by Peter Nubile September 2, 2003

Coin is assured 

In yester-year, when an honorary member of the Bro's of the Round Table became acquainted with a lady, and courted her in the finest eatery's of their time, if getting some booty was on the cards that night, coin would be assured.

Bro: I'm taking Wonda out tonight...
Bro's of the Round Table: Where you takin' this girl?
Bro: Taco Bell
Bro's of the Round Table: Taco Bell? Coin is assured.

Coin is assured by Brospect December 4, 2011

asspreneur 

A young female who wants to succeed in the business world by exposing her ass across social media platforms.

- Jennifer posted 5 photos of her ass today, did you see them all dude!?
- Yeah, she is going places man, such an asspreneur. I admire her.

asspreneur by tolgaonuk February 27, 2018

Assume

Assume? Isn’t not an assumption.

Hym “Assume? It’s not an assumption. It’s an inference. I’m seeing action and inferring meaning. Which is what I should be doing. Should I, instead, ignore incongruence between action and speech? I think not. I don’t think I will. I’m not going to let you do this. I don’t have to so I’m not going to. There’s nothing more to negotiate.”

Assume by Hym Iam October 19, 2022