Sticky Widget 

When you're playing a FPS game i.e. Battlefield 3, and a baddie throws a grenade which lands at your feet - there's nothing you can do but say 'Ah crap' and die.

Nick: How did you die? I was going to spawn on you.

Me: Ah man, I got sticky widgeted, nothing I could do.

Nick: That's how the cookie crumbles.

Sticky Widget by Slintank November 7, 2012

sticky widget 

(stik-EE widge-ET, likely American)

Contradiction or intellectual impasse. A corruption of the phrase sticky wicket, describing a tricky situation in the game of cricket. The substitution of widget for wicket suggests a substitution of a more familiar word given most Americans' ignorance of the game.

see also sticking point, widget.

Dick: "I wonder which holds greater cosmic import -- the ontology of giraffes or Polynesian linguistics."

Jane: "What a sticky widget. Let's go get some Burger King."

sticky widget by ignor July 18, 2005

what the widget 

something to use in place of what the fuckwhen you cant curse. it is an expresssion of confusion

guy #1: what the widget? how did that shotgun go off? I could have sworn the saftey was on...
guy #2: ...........
guy #1: you need an ambulence? oh and where'd your face go?

what the widget by maxzilla January 7, 2004

Thug Widget 

Handling your business..since widget is a fictitious word it is used as slang to put up a front"crying in front of mirror naked

Norberto went to the bathroom to handle his thug widget

Thug Widget by Sincilian January 19, 2009

Chicken Widget Winga Dinga 

A combination of widget and dinger. An all encompassing term for purposeful items made of chicken meat used in daily life. And also for a light beverage containing chicken broth.

Person 1: Can you pass me the Chicken Widget Winga Dinga?

Person 2: I will happily pass you a lightly roasted chicken wing I’ve just prepared.

Chicken Widget Winga Dinga by Annavonhordur January 13, 2022

smiggly widget

a commonly used derogatory term used by women to refer to small penises.

¨ me and Brian hooked up last night, and he has a smiggly widget!¨

smiggly widget by respekerorwimen May 24, 2017

wall widget 

a device used by the government to unsettle people and make them panic

The wall widget had the historical American uneasy.

wall widget by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019