Traffic 

Hell.

I sat through traffic for 3 hours.

Traffic by PocketCalculator April 18, 2014

libertarian traffic jam 

When drivers ignore the rules of the road and cause accidents. delays, accidents that results in in a traffic jam. Sometimes happening in times of mass panic like a natural disaster.

A complete lack of order, regulations, or rules that results in a disaster.

Oh great here comes a Libertarian Traffic Jam.

libertarian traffic jam by Libertatis July 12, 2015

traffic court 

Court where traffic violations, especially speeding tickets, are heard. Often thought to be biased in favor of the police and against defendants. Possibly the highest volume court around.

Jim had to go to traffic court to see if he could get his speeding ticket reduced.

traffic court by Albany Lawyer Warren Redlich February 22, 2007

Sapphic Traffic

A term referring to an influx of lesbian one night stands in a short amount of time.

I used to think Becky was a good girl, but due to her sapphic traffic I'm beginning to think she is kind of a harlot.

Sapphic Traffic by Emmy Wright May 19, 2016

Shanghai traffic jam 

When the train doors about to close on a crowded train and that very last second you scream at the top of your lungs "Shanghai Traffic jam" and squeeze yourself in the train.

John is such a gaijin smash by screaming Shanghai traffic jam in the morning on the Yamamote line.

Shanghai traffic jam by Shizdorm March 5, 2019

Truman Show Traffic 

When trying to get to your destination by car and every alternate route you try is jam-packed with bumper-to-bumper traffic, especially during rush-hour.

Boss: Why were you late this morning, Johnson?

Johnson: Truman Show Traffic, sir. I tried six different ways to get here, and each time I ran into heavy congestion.

Truman Show Traffic by bbbbbbbostonian September 15, 2010

Sussex County Traffic Jam 

When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.

Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"

Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"

Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"

Sussex County Traffic Jam by DP-BA March 10, 2013