Room Temperature Jeffrey 

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.

Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?

Room Temperature Jeffrey by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009

Tempe 12 

Tempe 12 is a group of amazingly hot girls that all go to Arizona state university. It's been said that Arizona state has the hottest girls out of any school in the country, but Tempe 12 are a handful of the hottest. When you're in the Tempe 12, you can get into any club, anyones house, and any party you could think of.

Guy1: Dude, Tempe 12 was walking around my chemistry class today giving free calenders away! they convinced me to sign up for a bunch of stuff too! it was AWESOME

Guy2: Sigh, freshman..

Tempe 12 by Sparky the devil January 13, 2011

The mood is temporary 

Created by mental health activist John Junior, who preaches this quote everyday to reassure people that “The mood is temporary”

Remember the mood is temporary, the way you are feeling won’t stay the same

The mood is temporary by John Junior 1 January 23, 2021

Temprist 

The most wholesome roblox youtuber. His randomness is what makes everything very funny! Temprist will make you laugh a lot! He is also very shy and never swears. That's why he is my fave! Lol

Friend: Omg are you fangirling over Temprist!
Me: Yess :')

Bacon Hair1: We all need a Temprist in our life
Bacon Hair2: I agree we all do

Temprist by PANDA0101 September 13, 2020

temporary veganism 

A method to get out of eating some weird meat that you do not wish to eat.

Larry was invited to the Von Cider house. When they announced that dinner would be liver and onions, Larry (who loves steaks and chicken, etc.) said "that sounds great, but unfortunately I am a Vegan and can not eat that". Larry had successfully implemented the tactic of temporary veganism.

temporary veganism by Doctor Geo Zee October 28, 2020

tempura take out

rough sex with an asian woman, but not too rough, just "lightly battered"

I went tempura take out on Kai-Lans ass and she liked it.

tempura take out by Tobias69 March 16, 2010

Room temperature IQ 

In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)

In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)

In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)

When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.

Tyler: (does something extremely smart)

James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.

Tyler: I'm sorry what?

James: In Kelvin.

Tyler: Thanks.

Room temperature IQ by Silicosis9324 November 8, 2022