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when a person gets nonchalantly, unintentionally destroyed by someone else who has no intention of doing so, usually in the realm of progression in mobile idle games
"Then he said, "u have shad?" as if there's no inconceivable way I could have shad."

"yeah you got taki-ed bro"
taki-ed by ignim April 23, 2026
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Senior Takedown

when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place
Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!

teddy takedown 

The swift movement of pulling someone's legs from under them, named after Teddy Walker who became the first victim to this manoeuvre in 2014
I'm gonna teddy takedown that kid at lunch
teddy takedown by Leptonomo June 6, 2019

Maxi taxied 

When you take 2 guys in the front and 10 in the back.
"How was your night last night?"

"It was amazing, went to a party and got completely Maxi Taxied"
Maxi taxied by PyroDiction April 2, 2022

Ranger Takedown 

Noun. A typically non-lethal, close-range move applied by New California Republic rangers of Fallout fame. The most common method consists of backing up, stopping completely, and quickly if not immediately preforming a leg sweep or full-palm strike. Can be used to trip opponents or otherwise send them flying backwards. Take care not to break your wrist attempting the latter maneuver.
I got raided by some Legionaries and had to pull a ranger takedown on their asses and run. Damn that Caesar.

The Ultimate Takedown 

The Ultimate Takedown, is an wrestling move, usually used as a last resort . It involves standing on a piece of furniture

shouting that you will do the ultimate takedown, before jumping on the intended target from the piece of furniture, usually resulting in a comedic situation.
That idiot just tried The Ultimate Takedown on me!
The Ultimate Takedown by xexonem February 4, 2023