stanky simmons 

1. smells like kero
2. oder like cigerettes and cheap cologne
3. loves his grammie
4. oils grammies feet reguarly
5. CAUTION*never light matches around*CAUTION
6

Damn that motha fuckas one "stanky simmons".

grammies vag smells like a gosh darn stanky simmons.

damn my trailer just fell down.... whata stanky simmons

stanky simmons by chucknorris is god March 28, 2008

Gene Simmons 

A dude with a long-ass tongue.....

Carlos: Dude! Check out my tongue! *sticksout 6" tongue*
Peter: Dude! You are such a Gene Simmons!!!!

Gene Simmons by CGGCrevalle November 12, 2009

anal summoning

when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass

Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.

anal summoning by blurrylights February 13, 2019

susmongus dongus 

The sussiest creamongus ever (more sussy that moo)

I can't believe I just saw susmongus dongus!!!! POGGERS

susmongus dongus by susmoo69420 May 16, 2022

Ava simmons

She’s the best person you will ever meet i love her so much she has a great personality, the best smile, she has amazing eyes, everything about her is just perfect and she will always be mine no matter what I will marry her someday(unless the cat takes her) but she’s the best person I have ever met

Here comes Ava simmons she looks perfect.

Ava simmons by Damienxavairl February 1, 2022

to simmons 

The verb form of simmonsing. Conjugating: I simmons, you simmons, he/she simmons, we simmons, you all simmons, they simmons.

To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.

Hey Seth, will you simmons the car before we rob the bank?

Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."

to simmons by Anthony6869 June 17, 2008

Diane Simmons 

A character from the television series 'Family Guy'. She is the co-host of the Channel 5 News, together with Tom Tucker.

From her numerous comments, it could be said that she is racist, flirtatious and bitchy.

Tom Tucker: Well Diane, there's something you're gonna have to get used to. Men running away from you.

Diane Simmons: Shut up Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!

Diane Simmons by Rock DJ December 3, 2004