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Wet Washington Slider

When a guys cums a lot to the point where the female slides right off his dick
Guy 1: Damn the sex was so good, I ended up giving her a wet Washington slider
Guy 2: Goddamn

SPIDERS ON MY DICK

When there’s a creepy old man that is checking you out...
Omg Tiffany THERE ARE SPIDERS ON MY DICK!!!! This guys like 50
SPIDERS ON MY DICK by Hellyea10362 September 5, 2018

We're not here to fuck spiders

A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.

Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.
"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"

Spiders Nightclub 

spiders nightclub: the epicenter of saturday night amnesia! a dungeon of air guitarring and lechery.
"mate! its me! from last week at spiders! dont you remember? you talked to me for ages about lego hands!"

" not a clue mate i was fucking wasted!"

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"spiders nightclub is well good!"
Spiders Nightclub by gldcraig April 10, 2008

sliderfuck 

A term used in a popular rhythm game called OSU! used when you fail to achieve a full combo on a beatmap because of a slow slider.
Man! I almost FC'd that song, but at the end I got sliderfucked.
sliderfuck by 7digitprofessional January 18, 2022

Soltero Slider

When you make an "OK" sign with your middle, ring and little finger pointing away from you, you then act like you are jerking off, this is to say that it is ok to jerk off like this because its like someone else is doing it.
Jose is the king of the Soltero Slider. He does it so much that he actually thinks someone else is doing it.
Soltero Slider by Herf69 October 13, 2008