shawskank redemption 

Make the girl lay down. Sit on her face facing her legs. Let her lick your ass while you jack off and just before you cum shove your cock to the back of her throat and blow your load.

My girlfriend insisted I pay for dinner so I took her home and gave her the shawskank redemption

shawskank redemption by shawzee March 17, 2010

Redemption 

Kick ass song by the thrash metal band Shadows Fall. Was nominated for a grammy for Best Metal Performance.

Youtube Shadows Fall's Redemption, damnit!

Redemption by Silent Fuckin' Bob October 17, 2008

Redemption 

When girls named Rachel bail on you and your friends to go camping with bae instead of eating mikes chicken

Rachel will get redemption for next weeks chicken party

Redemption by The Chicken Commish September 20, 2020

redemption center 

A place you go to for religion-based treatment and counseling to cure you of drinking beverages dat come in glass, aluminum, and plastic containers; this is both to get you to live more healthfully, and to reduce littering and other harmful effects on da environment dat guzzling canned/bottled alcohol or soft drinks causes.

Two weird and/or seemingly-hypocritical details of a redemption center:
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".

redemption center by QuacksO June 8, 2021

Family Redemption

When you spend about 1 hour with your family so you don't feel guilty about using the computer/TV/video game console all day nonstop.

Wow. I've been on this computer for way too long. Time for some Family Redemption!

Family Redemption by Christopher Crunchy October 12, 2010

stripper redemption 

AKA Stredemtion

Is when a a woman, 40+, stops being a stripper and begins her "acting" career. Preforming in poorly funded softcore porn or rather "Rack of Ages" I mean "Rock of Ages" type productions.

Dude, check out that MILF.

Dude, that's no MILF that a stredemption lawsuit waiting to happen.

True... Stripper Redemption

Wanna go for Tacos?

stripper redemption by porkchop101 December 12, 2012

Shawank redemption 

When you masterbate to some freak ass shit, but then you go masterbate to something normal later so you don't feel like a peice of filth.

Baloor decided to commit shawank redemption after looking at trap porn on funnyjunk.com.

Shawank redemption by Chaffysteak566 October 15, 2020