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Penguin
A possibly mythical creature that will definitely take over the world one day, and will either kill or enslave all humans, those who purposely cause global warming and don't care, eat them alive
The penguin army will take over
No they won't
Look, there's one now
Little weir-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! He's eating me!!!
Told ya
No they won't
Look, there's one now
Little weir-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! He's eating me!!!
Told ya
Penguin by TheEvilDodo March 30, 2017
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penguin
Someone from Mexico, Latin America, or South America, that is half white and half black (much like the bird) that is really good at swimming to the United States to steal jobs from its citizens.
Construction use to be a good paying job until all the penguins swam to the area and started working for half the wage.
penguin by Guru on a hill March 20, 2013
penguin
1. Mascot for Pittsburgh's hockey team
2. caffeine-enhanced mints
3. nickname for running with your pants down around your ankles. (origin: a very bad joke)
2. caffeine-enhanced mints
3. nickname for running with your pants down around your ankles. (origin: a very bad joke)
1. Don't bother me. I'm watching the Penguin game tonight. I know Lemieux is out, but Fleury's playing tonight so they should win. At least we still don't have that bitch Jagr.
2. Pop me a few Penguins. I'm dragging.
3. In shock he jumped up and had to waddle towards the door with his pants around his ankles and called after her "Why do they call this a penguin?!!!"
2. Pop me a few Penguins. I'm dragging.
3. In shock he jumped up and had to waddle towards the door with his pants around his ankles and called after her "Why do they call this a penguin?!!!"
penguin by ricky roma November 18, 2003