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Ohio State Buckeyes 

the worst football team to ever exist

sincerely,
a penn state fan
1- that football team sucked
2- it was probably the ohio state buckeyes
1- yeah how’d you know
2- it’s obvious

Michigan State and Ohio State

The college football team that Ohio State Buckeye fans absolutely hate, and visa versa. Michigan State is also refereed to as TTUN (The Team Up North). Even with coaches, games between these rivals can get very tense. Like with other rivals, this turns families on families, friends on friends, allies on allies. Don't mess with a Buckeye fan or a Spartan fan. They will kill you.
"Dude, did you see that game between Michigan State and Ohio State?"
"Yeah, Michigan sucked ass. I'm glad OSU won."
"What did you just say?"
"Uh..."

ohio state football

they gayest organization in football.
they think their good but their all fat.
try not cheating
imagine being ohio state football that would suck

Ohio State Integrity

Ohio State Integrity is an oxy-moron, meaning that if you claim that a person, or group of persons has "Ohio State Integrity", they actually LACK any integrity at all. This being recently proven by the Ohio State Buckeyes football team, including the coaching staff. Especially Jim THE VEST Tressle.
Jim-Hey man, Im gonna go pawn this Rolex watch that my Great Grandfather left me. Im gonna use the cash for beer money! My Mom knows, but she isnt gonna tell my Dad because itll land my ass in BIG trouble!

Bo-Man, pulling a stunt like that shows your family's Ohio State Integrity. You should keep prized possessions. Not give them away for frivilous trinkets, or even trade them for favors or TATTOOS or money for that matter.

Ohio State Special

a type of freaky sex act, resembling the dirty sanchez, in which after anal sex, the male draws a lowercase "i" on the female's face, and in that oh-so-special way, "dots the i"
dude, i dotted hannah's i last night with the ohio state special, shes so freaky.

Hookup Ohio State Style

To get together with another person of the opposite sex, either in a random or repeatable setting - in which the two people partake in sexual intercourse.
"Tim and Jane are going to hookup Ohio State Style after Prom."

or

"No - they totally did it that night - they hooked up Ohio State Style."