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lips-spluttering dissent

A super-strongly-expressed declining/disagreeing gesture, involving tightly shutting one's eyes and shaking one's head back and forth so rapidly/forcefully that one's cheeks/lips waggle violently from side to side; this is often accompanied by exhaling/humming so as to produce a loud rhythmic burbling sound as the head is shaken. Most often used by younger children, though adults may occasionally display the gesture, especially in regards to a topic that they feel extra-emotionally-charged about.
School menu-advisor, interviewing a new kindergarten student to learn his food-preferences: So you like oatmeal with milk and raisins okay... that's good... well, then, how about buckwheat cereal?
Youngster, assuming a horrified facial-expression and almost turning green before scrunching up his face and vigorously shaking his head: Wvvbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl!
School menu-advisor, amusedly marking "no" on the list of cafeteria-selections: Okay --- MAJOR lips-spluttering dissent on THAT one!
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Lips Like Sugar

She floats like a swan
Grace on the water
Lips like sugar
Lips like sugar
Just when you think you've caught her
She glides across the water
She calls for you tonight
To share this moonlight
You'll flow down her river
She'll ask and you'll give her
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
She knows what she knows
I know what she's thinking
Sugar kisses
Sugar kisses
Just when you think she's yours
She's flown to other shores
To laugh at how you break
And melt into this lake
You'll flow down her river
But you'll never give her
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
She'll be my mirror
Reflect what I am
Loser and winner
The king of Siam
And my Siamese twin
Alone in the river
Mirror kisses
Mirror kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips Like Sugar by Death Menace February 10, 2023

Lips on a Stick 

Person who doesn't think about what they are saying, and just keeps on making spurious statements
Boris Johnson is just lips on a stick really, what is he gonna come up with next?!?

Lips of Aphrodite 

When having anal sex, persue the vagina as if too rub the clitorus. However, instead of your finger, use a knife and elmer's glue, to cut/rip off the vagina lips (labia) and glue them to your mouth.
"Hey Johnny... your lips smell like fish."
"It's ok mom, it's just my Lips of Aphrodite"
Lips of Aphrodite by Jafuck June 10, 2009

lips tore off 

To be taken advantage of financially
"How much did you have to pay?"

"Oh I got my lips tore off. I was out from out of town and they knew it."

lips on balls 

The position one is found in after suffering a fatality incured by finally reaching.
Dude, my aunt found my cousin lips on balls no sheezy.
lips on balls by batman December 12, 2002

Lips are Movin' 

Terrible song by Meghan Trainor about how she is dumping her gift-giving, sweet-talking boyfriend when the only thing she brings to the table is "bass", a nice word for fatness.
Bob: Hey, have you heard the great new song 'Lips are Movin'?
Jim: Get your fucking life together! I'd rather listen to my own mother getting stabbed than Meghan Trainor.
Lips are Movin' by Yam Lamb March 12, 2015