Definitions by Jafuck

Lips of Aphrodite 

When having anal sex, persue the vagina as if too rub the clitorus. However, instead of your finger, use a knife and elmer's glue, to cut/rip off the vagina lips (labia) and glue them to your mouth.

"Hey Johnny... your lips smell like fish."
"It's ok mom, it's just my Lips of Aphrodite"

Lips of Aphrodite by Jafuck June 10, 2009

Pink Skin Jump Suit 

While having sex, tell the woman you wish to 69. While getting into position, bust open her vagina with two fists, like forcing open a door open with a crowbar. Next, climb inside feet first pulling the lips up to your neck. Go to hollywood and apply to be a stunt man, because you have a cool new jumpsuit!

"Honey, open the door, where all dying to see your new clothes"
"One moment!"
*door opens*
"Like my new pink skin jump suit? I used Sally from next door! You ok down there Sally?"
"I feel refreshed"
"HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD!"

Pink Skin Jump Suit by Jafuck June 10, 2009