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A really nice, smart guy who is a BEAST at spanish and is just generally a genius. Kris is also pretty good looking but he isn't sexy; he's cute. He's also funny. Very funny. And he's also a genius. And nice. And a genius. And nice. But mostly just a genius who's nice and cute and and funny and awesome :)
Sometimes, he will tell girls that they have the common sense of a squirrel but since all girls think he's cute, they will just laugh because it's true and he's funny and a genius and cute and nice and he means it in a totally flirty and nice way.
Sometimes, he will tell girls that they have the common sense of a squirrel but since all girls think he's cute, they will just laugh because it's true and he's funny and a genius and cute and nice and he means it in a totally flirty and nice way.
dude: "I just got a 128 percent on my spanish quiz! Whatd you get on yours?"
girl: "an F :("
dude: "aww i'm sorry! but you are really cool even though you have the common sense of a squirrel!"
girl: "hehe wow you are such a kris! ;)"
girl: "an F :("
dude: "aww i'm sorry! but you are really cool even though you have the common sense of a squirrel!"
girl: "hehe wow you are such a kris! ;)"
Kris by hola everybody April 29, 2011
Kris
A rare figure which most commonly will get a disease. They will later on live a life as a homosexual being successful and bright. Most likely they would be discriminated and shamed for how they look, not who they are. They will fight off anything but they will always have strong but delicate emotions. They will have a passion for animals and want to connect with them.
kris
a pathetic piece of shit who takes steroids and thinks he is awesome. he also looks like a friggin bulldog, only uglier. aka, derrty rice
kris by the bitchhhhhhhhhhh October 25, 2009