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1. The act of drinking trace amounts of perfume from a young lads anus.
2. The space located between floor and ceiling; Mid point is called a "Keeling;" Ample perfume sipping location.
1. "Ben, I will pay you 50$ to Keeling with me for an hour."

2. "Hey, this is a spacious spot to Keeling... don't tell your dad..."
Keeling by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003
to have someone urinate on you in the shower. Type of sexual fettish.
"have you ever tried the Keelie? sounds gross but it is very arousing"

in the shower.. "go on, let it all out, do the keelie on me"
Keelie by snakeytat November 14, 2009
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To lightly tickle or scratch someone’s back, arms, or neck.
Amy loves when her husband keelies her back until she falls asleep.
Keelie by mama0818 June 15, 2018

Keelie Macdonald

Fat ho, somebody nobody likes. Very unappetizing to look at and you may want to puke upon sight. Makes you want to kys.
"Omfg Keelie Macdonald looks like the grudge!"
A noun now used as an adjective, something crazy or poserish, something that is stupid yet funny.
OMG, that long sparkly puke-green skirt is so keelie.
Keelie by Becky April 19, 2005
Keeling by Brad March 12, 2003
That one fake ass friend who likes to start drama and make people feel bad for her so they can fall in her trap and then talks shit about you so she can take all your friends
Me: I know that you talk shit about me
Keelin: I didn't do that (starts "crying")
Person:She's just being Keelin, whiny,bitchy,and fake
Keelin by XXX06 November 6, 2018