I would lick her poo 

A self degrading statement to emphasise the lengths you would go to be with the woman in focus.

Person 1 - "phwoar look at her!"

Person 2 - "I would lick her poo !"

I would lick her poo by James Woods February 27, 2008

I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese 

What I say to people in D&D.

Zyngar:"I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese".
Some guy:"That will be one SP".

I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese by person yo-yo September 22, 2003

i would suck the shit outta emilys toes 

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!

this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"

i would suck the shit outta emilys toes by anonymous December 13, 2020

i would tackle that

A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked.

A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.

Two girls talking:
"Take a look at that rugby player"
"I know right? I would tackle that"

i would tackle that by DaHood98 September 21, 2016

i would eat all your meals 

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean

Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know

i would eat all your meals by JISUNGPARK March 26, 2018

I would fuck a pikachu 

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this

P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu

I would fuck a pikachu by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019

i would tag u in a maggu 

"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.

Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."

i would tag u in a maggu by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ April 26, 2020