Crotch Holster

When you use your crotch to hold anything.

Driver:Dude im driving and there aren't anymore cup holders!
Shotgun:Just use your crotch holster!

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A mouth that has sucked so much dick that it may as well be an undergarment holding it in place.

That bitch may as well take put a job as a cock holster.

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the mouth of either a male or a female whose express purpose is to suck male genitalia

Donald Trump's mouth is a cock holster for Vladimir Putin

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The strings that go next to your face on Camren™ brand pants

If you wear them you get arrested

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"Whoa look at the holster of that dudes pants, ya think they're Camrens™?"

holster by MaxieIsGay December 19, 2017

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The definition of this word is ok /no problem it’s a common slang used in Ireland

“Are you and Martyna lipsing ?”
“Holster”

Holster by Vivianx4 October 13, 2018

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The act of sticking your penis in your partner's armpit for sexual gratification. To armpit-fuck.

I was tittie-fucking my girl and then went to the side for some shoulder-holster action.

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