Heaven-May-Care Grooming 

Certain religions, including certain sects of Judaism, Islam, even Christianity speak of God preferring men to maintain a beard. This is what is being referred to here.

My inherent racist tendencies and your Heaven-may-care grooming and make me believe you are a a terrorist sympathizer.

Heaven-May-Care Grooming by Wow_Really December 7, 2018

grooming circle 

When a wahmen has 4-6 men brush her hair. Each man will receive a numbered brush. No tugging.

Girl:'Do want to join my grooming circle ?'
Guy:'Fuck yeah'

grooming circle by CaptainAwesomeTRexWahmenRespec January 4, 2018

Grimming

Grimming is the opposite of grooming. In which a minor "grooms" an adult.

Prisoner A: So what are you in for?
Prisoner B: For grimming a mentally unstable 21 year old

Grimming by GrimmerRumbl3 November 10, 2020

Grooming 

When a weird dude with a My Little Pony outfit comes up to a child and touches them.

Weirdo: hey little one
Child: hey
Weirdo: you like my outfit
Child: yes I love that show
Weirdo: me too
Child: Grooming I super fun so would you like to do it
Weirdo: YES

Grooming by Lil'baby10101 August 30, 2020

Glomming 

(Colloquially pronounced "glommin'") The act of making out in a particularly slobbery and intense manner; i.e. groping passionately while smacking lips together at a relatively high volume. It was derived from "glossy"- as in "lip gloss"- because both invoke a feeling of sticky, gooeyness that, as a third person observer, looks gross.

Person A: Oh ew! Gross!
Person B: What?
Person A: Veronica and Mark are glomming it up pretty hard over at the lunch tables! She's practically on top of him!

Glomming by MADLawlz January 6, 2012

Glomming 

Glomming: present tense, verb: the act of sitting around, usually not speaking, either watching television, typically movies or sports, or playing any sort of video game, typically sports and shooters. Often accompanied, and most certainly encouraged, by packing a lip.

Glom: future tense, verb: The preconceived idea of "glomming".

"What are you guys doing today."
"Gunna be glomming real hard, probably watch some football."
"Word, I'll be there."

-or-

"School blew dick, can't wait to get home and glom."
"Same, Ms. Peterson's tits got me thru the day though."

Glomming by Steve Lusby November 12, 2011

Groaming 

Groaning is being grumpy and moaning all the time

Are you still groaming after our argument.

Groaming by Kim94 October 27, 2018