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George Floyd Gaming 

The best gaming channel to ever exist. He's such a pro at games like Minecraft and Minneapolis SImulator. He even beat minecraft in 1 minutes and 12 seconds and since then, Dream has hidden in his basement since.
George Floyd Gaming is the best gaming channel to ever exist.
George Floyd Gaming by A4775 January 25, 2021

George Floyd Justice in Policing Act 

A policing reform bill drafted by Democrats in the United States Congress. The legislation aims to make it illegal for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend criminals. This bill, named after a deceased career criminal who resisted lawful arrest, is labeled as the first step in Democrats, liberals, and progressives attempting to defund and eliminate police. Authors of the legislation hope to have a society with no accountability for crime, and high drug use, without repercussions. If signed into law, the bill will make it a felony for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend, or defend against violent resistance, criminals who routinely victimize people of society.
When officers arrived at the robbery in progress at the liquor store, the criminal invoked the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, while holding the store clerk hostage and waving a stolen pistol around. Officers were forced to leave the scene and let the victim take care of himself.

George Floyd Headlock 

When someone puts you in a chokehold for 10 minutes.
Tyrone was fighting a cop so the cop put Tyrone in a George Floyd headlock for 10 minutes to subdue his ass.
George Floyd Headlock by anonymous November 23, 2020

George Floyd Gaming 

A popular British youtuber who took liberal twitter by storm in late 2020. His videos included "George Floyd Reacts to his own death!!" "Top 10 funniest moments of 2020!" "George Floyd reacts to 9/11, Grenfell tower, and JFK assassination (5,000 sub special!)" and finally, "George Floyd holocaust reaction! (TRY NOT TO LAUGH 2020 EDITION!!!)"

In February 2021, he was arrested for vandalising a George Floyd mural in Manchester, UK, and is still belived to be in police custody for inciting racial hatred, hate speech, and vandalism.
Person 1: "Holy shit, George Floyd might be dead but he always clutches in CS:GO!"
Person 2: "I know right, George Floyd Gaming is simply the best gamer ever to live."
George Floyd Gaming by S Goldberg November 20, 2021

George Floyd Conservative

The belief that George Floyd would be a Conservative if he were alive today.
Hebrew Israelite: Give me your stuff White boi!

George Floyd Conservative: George Floyd would tell you to stop!

George Floyd Discount 

Is the act of taking something that doesn't belong to you without permission and getting away with it. The term originated in 2020, in the Chicagoland area. After the death of George Floyd on May 25, looting's and unrest have rocked the cities across the United States. Many looters were caught on tape, some with their faces visible. Others even posted their own videos of their climes on social media. Statistics show that large percentage of those cases were dismissed, and that many convictions were for counts like trespassing that carry no jail time.

In 2020, Blueface was out shopping for furniture for his new home when he caught a case of sticker shock. After seeing how much these items cost, he jokingly asked for a sympathy discount. "Aye, y'all tell them to give me that George Floyd discount, cuh," Blueface said in a now-deleted post to his Instagram Story. "I need that Black Lives Matter discount."
He knew that security was not allowed to physically detain him, so he used that knowledge to get George Floyd Discount.
George Floyd Discount by Mr Colt August 20, 2022