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flying fiddlers fuck 

i dont give a flying fiddlers fuck if its bad week i want sex

Flying Farting Fuck

The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.
Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?
Flying Farting Fuck by Saber8932 January 2, 2015

flying moose-fuck 

Saying you don't care about something. Saying something is meaningless.
I don't give a flying moose-fuck if Sally comes along. She could drop dead today and I wouldn't notice.

give a flying dog fuck 

It is to emphasize the word "fuck." It comes from the shorter version of "give a fuck" and then "give a flying fuck." It means "I don't care" but with emphasis. So it is an emphatic "I don't care!" Or also, emphatic "I could care less."
"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you want to go to the beach, we are NOT going!"

"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you like driving, I am doing the driving!"

Flying Face Fuck 

In a video game, blowing an opponents brains all over the pavement while they or yourself are in mid-air.
Sean Connery and Chuck Norris were playing Modern Warfare 2 and Sean Connery got a Flying Face Fuck for the game winning kill.
Flying Face Fuck by UrbanGamer123 February 8, 2010

flying Philadelphia fuck 

The same thing as flying fuck, only emphasized.
I do not give a flying Philadelphia fuck about you! Fuck a tree, asshole!