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professional esports player 

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.
a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
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If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately (518) 465-7551
esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020

escortionist 

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.
The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.
escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018

Eskortin 

the person to not respond 'ligma balls' if the question 'What does ligma mean' is said
Person 1: What does ligma mean?
Person 2: its a fake disease
Person 3: NO YOU IDIOT ITS LIGMA BALLS YOU ESKORTIN
Eskortin by HaxBroLmao123 November 20, 2018
Escorto is a pathetic loser who is an outcast to his family and society. Another correlation between Escorto is duderadical(nickname prior years before). He got the name escorto by using his fathers funds to buy escorts on daygameseduction.com. Not only did he use unusual sex toys, but he also recorded the experience and sent it to his normal brother for his approval. Escorto’s sister came across the video and was traumatized at what she saw. As of today Escorto stays sorrowful and has no motivation in keeping going in life.
Escorto got an email yesterday by daygame seduction that his payment was due.

noah escott 

An actor from Canada best known for his roles in Degrassi: Next Class and Backstage.
Did you see Noah Escott's post on Instagram?
noah escott by itsjustme45 September 2, 2020

esportZje 

1. new pc to start your carrier in dead game
2. all the people who played this game on somewhat better level are already gone
3. hype the return for 17 times in your close online friend circle
Zje :Yo, mi casa su casa grunex o páté, eSuba isportz sledovačka
Zohan: Mě,sem,sak
Masr: zje? esportzje