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Ezekiel is a funny and caring person. Loves to laugh, he can make jokes from pretty much anything. Never underestimate him or he will bring his palm and slap you. Be carefull...he bites
Person:who is he?
Me:my best friend ezekiel!
Person:He looks so cute with his gf!!
Ezekiel by Jiggly-potatoes2 May 26, 2019
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Ezekiel 4:12 cake 

A type of cake found in the Old Testament of the Bible made of wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, and cooked over a fire of crap.

Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."
You can have your Ezekiel 4:12 cake and eat it too...

Ezekiel is an amazing person, loved by many. He has an amazing body, super smart and very handsome. He can date who ever but only has eyes for one person. His laugh is embarrassing and he loves to eat cake. Very brave. And 9/10 has a BBC
Ezekiel by Tthefactss March 11, 2019
noun-a hoplessly promiscuous slu-bag who will hook up with any guy any time any place
Jeff-Dude I was so bored last weekend.
Mac-What did you do?
Jeff-I had to hook up with ez E
Mac-Come on dude, you can do better.
ez E by broker August 2, 2007

Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen 

When you give a punk a nice cinematic speach right before you kick his ass. Doesn't actually have to be the quote from the bible, can be something creative that just belongs in a movie. First made popular by the Prophet Ezekiel in the early 2300 BC era. Then no body really cared about it for another 4294 years until used in Quinton Terentino's Pulp Fiction
John:For ten years I've hated you, every hour of every day I dreamed about this very minute. You and me, alone, with no one for you to hide behind. And the second my fist cracks against your face, the second you see your own blood splatting out of your mouth, the second you hit the ground with your dull trembling body, you will wish it was over, but it won't be. It wont be for a very, very long time. Shall we get started?
James: Oh fuck, I'm dead, he just gave me the ol'Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

ezek a mieink! 

Hungarian meme for recognising other hungarian fellas.
When a hungarian found another hungarian person in an english social media comment section or found a hungarian person irl in another county they say "ezek a mienking" meaning: "they are one of us!"
*somewhere in the west*
hungarian person one: *shouts "kurva anyád"* (meaning: you son of a bitch!)
Other hungarian person who heard it: Ezek a mieink!!