Convenience 

noun

1. anything that saves or simplifies work, adds to one's ease or comfort, etc., as an appliance, utensil, or the like.

2. a concept that diminishes hopelessly, the more we go out and drink our faces off, on a Friday night.

1. James: "You can just walk over it."

2. James: "Whatever happened to the idea of simple convenience!" *chases his choking frustration with a cold one*

Convenience by flapjacksPC January 23, 2011

Convenience store 

Any small store that sells junk food, tobacco, beer, soda, coffee, and energy drinks. May or may not be connected to a gas station. In many cases, the guy behind the counter is straight from the middle east and barely speaks any English.

I just went to the convenience store to buy some chew and soda, and I could barely understand the towelhead running the place.

Convenience store by BIGRob19 January 3, 2017

gosal convenience store 

A small corner shop where the wallpaper is peeling off the walls and it probably stinks of alcohol, takeaway or curry

I went to the gosal convenience store where the wallpaper is peeling off the walls and it probably stinks of alchohol, takeaway or curry.

gosal convenience store by Tomthetatman November 14, 2020

Convenient Burrito 

1. A burrito that is conveniently eaten by all who observe it

2. A girl willing to have wild sex on a Tuesday night.

1. Dude i saw that convenient burrito and i ate some!
2. Man i got me a convenient burrito last night.

Convenient Burrito by Fanny Dangles January 23, 2010

CONVENIENT STUPIDITY 

KNOWING BETTER ACTING OTHERWISE

Her convenient stupidity acts up every day she shows up for work.

CONVENIENT STUPIDITY by CRAPAID January 29, 2012

Convenient Horse

The use of a conveniently placed object within a movie scene to advance the plot, specifically related to the majestic white horse on the shores of a cliff side castle in "Snow White and the Huntsman" conveniently awaiting snow's arrival to them ride off down the coast together

Wow, that chick from outlander knows a shit ton about plants for a military nurse, it's a pretty fucking conveinent horse that her husband just happens to be doing a genealogy project on that specific time period of Scotland that she gets thrown into, I mean fuck.

The convenient horse of this scenario is that the character Just happens to know so much about this random period of a country that she isn't from, and knows a lot about herbal medicine even though she was a nurse of a more modern time.

Convenient Horse by Ijustwanttopostoneword February 26, 2015

Convenient COVID 

Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.

He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID

Convenient COVID by Farmer Jakr September 19, 2022