cooning around 

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

cooning around by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

Owen Cornings 

1) Name of an inulation company; which is used as slang to describe a womans workout/athletic pants such as Lulu lemons; which are so tight due to her fatness; or mammoth thighs; if someone were to cut the pants flab and skin would burst out; similar to cutting open a bag of insulation.

Jack: "Hey man Lucy was rocking the treadmill in her owen cornings today"

John: "Jesus fuck; she looks like a speed skater in those babies!"

Owen Cornings by Johnny John John John? March 30, 2011

Clining

When you have given up on improving yourself, but don't necessarily want to let yourself go.... you're just clining.

I saw Jenny for the first time in a while the other day...

Yeah? Did she look good?

I mean, she looks the same. She's clining bruh.

Clining by Alliebama September 22, 2017

coning 

A naturopathic therapy involving insertion of hot wax in a bodily orifice.

Patient: "Hey, Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath, I'm really constipated."

Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".

coning by Dr. Conehead November 12, 2011

Candy Corning 

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.

Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.

Candy Corning by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010

Traffic coning 

When people are holding up where your trying to go or what your trying to do such as in traffic, blunt rotation, or taking too long to get ready

Guy 1: yo where you at therea mad girls here
Guy 2: im on the parkway tryin to get over there but niggas is traffic coning hard

Traffic coning by mrpiffington7 November 19, 2015

Coning 

The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."

Coning by derpsalot August 30, 2010