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carolyn schuster 

the biggest bitch you will ever meet! she's so full of herself and is very selfish. she talks behind peoples back and doesn't give 2 shits about anyone else but herself. she has an obsession with her hair and yet it never looks good. she criticizes her best friends. WATCH OUT SHES A FUCK UP
Carolyn schuster is a bitch

why does Carolyn schuster always talk about people behind their back?
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carolyn gonzales

THE BEST pERson EVER.. so amazing. ah ah i’ve been stung by a wasp ahHh
carolyn gonzales by HAHAHAmeits March 18, 2021

carolyn griner

carolyn is prob the most smartest ppl alive low key no cap she is probably mor smarterer than albErt einstein low key f in the chat for everyone w in the chat for carolyn griner😉😉😉🐸🐸🐸🐸📱📱📖📖📖📓📓📓
when i am smart i feel even smarterer than carolyn griner

Carolyn Bryant 

A Carolyn Bryant is a woman who seeks attention by having people punished excessively. Punishments are framed as defensive or corrective measures. A major component of being a Carolyn Bryant is exaggeration or feigning of danger and need of protective action, followed by directives which are more exploitative or aggressive than defensive.

The term comes from the 1955 murder of 14-year-old African American boy, Emmett Till, which occured at the behest of White, married Carolyn Bryant, who accused Till of flirting with her. Carolyn later admitted to distorting parts of her story regarding Till.

CB's are histrionically addicted to being lavished with sympathy and protective indignance. A CB's goal is to watch others needlessly over-defend her. She may repeatedly reinvigorate old, resolved conflicts or scower for reasons to punish people. CB behavior is sometimes called "waving the white handkerchief" and is a form of "duping delight." Even when a kernel of truth is involved in a CB's story, she usually ommits information, skews context, embelleshes, and always requests excessive abuse.

CB behavior can be envious sabotage, or for the excitement of watching others fuss excessively over her.

A CB might pose a legitimate complaint, but as a psychopathic narcissist, she acts on nonsensical and outlandishly inappropriate address of her concerns.

CB's seize on easy targets and evoke other sociopaths, often getting away with murder.
My classmate asked me to slash someone's tires because he wouldn't date her. She's such a Carolyn Bryant.

My cousin is trying to have someone thrown in jail for an argument they had in 4th grade. What a Carolyn Bryant.

Carolyn’d 

When you swore you’d have “just one drink” but end up blacked out, making reckless decisions, and blaming it all on the peer pressure of a chaotic friend named Carolyn. Usually involves shots you didn’t want, bad ideas you didn’t plan, and waking up with stories you can’t explain.
“I was supposed to go home after dinner, but then Carolyn handed me tequila… yeah, I got Carolyn’d.”
Don’t trust her smile—people get Carolyn’d every weekend.”
“He didn’t plan to sing karaoke in a stranger’s shirt. He just got Carolyn’d.”
Carolyn: “I Carolyn’d three people last night—they’re still trying to piece together what city they’re in.”
Carolyn’d by CharlotteWAGS August 21, 2025

dirty carolyn

Having strong passionate sex without a condom with all kinks involved must be tied up and last for at least 7 rounds. Hot and sweaty sex make sure it is very agresive and leave your opponent unable to speak some serious thought fucking will be absalutly nesascary.
I lost in a dirty Carolyn against Daniel again damn just my luck. Good thing I like dick @ Brandon.

princess carolyn

a pink cat starring in bojack horseman; part time agent, full time mother to her daughter, ruthie. also married to judah. uses “oh fish” unironically.
bojack: shit i fucked this up again
also bojack: PriNcEsS cArOlynNn

old assistant i forgot the name of: i was supposed to remind you of this yesterday
princess carolyn: oh fish